Thursday, December 16, 2010

Hilarious Christmas Pick Up Lines | Christmas 1-Liner Jokes

Christmas 1–liner is a good way to share a Jokes or with your loved ones!

1. I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my “naughty” list.

2. You are what I want for Christmas.

3. Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole?”

4. How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?

5. That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!

6. Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.

7. Wanna meet Santas little helper?

8. Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?

9. Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

10. Even Santa doesnt make candy as sweet as you.

11. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

12. If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

13. I can't wait to unwrap your present!

14. Would you like to learn a few “reindeer games?”

15. Those aren't sugarplums dancing through my head, it's all you.

16. I've got your stocking stuffer right here!

17. Would you like to go to my place and light my Yule log?

18. What do you say we make this a not-so-silent night?

19. Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.

20. I've got something you can hang a wreath on.

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