24 Beautiful one liners Islamic Quotes
1) Give Allah what’s right, not what’s left.
2) Man’s way leads to a hopeless end Allah’s way leads to an endless hope.
3) A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4) He who kneels before Allah can stand before anyone.
5) In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma, but never let him be the full stop.
6) Don’t put a question mark where Allah puts a full stop.
7) Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the mosque for a face lift.
8) When praying, don’t give Allah instructions, just report for duty.
9) Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to the mosque.(FOR YOUR JANAZAAH)
10) We don’t change Allah’s message His message changes us.
11) The mosque is prayer-conditioned.
12) When Allah ordains, He sustains.
13) Plan ahead It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
14) Most people want to serve Allah, but only in an advisory position.
15) Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Qur’an.
16) Exercise daily Walk with Allah.
17) Never give the devil a ride He will always want to drive.
18) Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
19) Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
20) He, who angers you, controls you.
21) Worry is the darkroom in which negatives are developed.
22) Give Shaytaan an inch and he will be a ruler.
23) Allah doesn’t call the qualified He qualifies the called.
24) Read the Qur’an It will show u how simple life can be.
Funny one liners Quotes
25) If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm.
26) Are you a fairytale? [Why?] Because you can't be for real.
27) You're just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong.
28) Is that a keg in your pants? [No, why?] Cause I'm trying to tap that.
29) You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room!
30) I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.
31) Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.
32) Want to take a swim in my ocean?
33) If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
34) Did you fart? Cuase you blew me away.
35) I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle.
36) Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
37) Hi. [Trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.]
38) Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
39) I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
40) Do these look real?
41) Want to play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
42) Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
43) [Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.
44) You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...
45) You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
46) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?