A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
Teacher: What is your problem?
Bog: I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in third-grade and I'm smarter then she is.I think I should in the third-grade too.
The teacher took the boy to the Principal office.while the boy waiting in the outer office,the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told her that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.
The boy was brought in and the condition were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal:What is 3x3?
Boy:9
Principal:What is 6x6?
Boy:36
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know."I think the boy can go to the third-grade",said the principal
The teacher said she had some of her own questions to ask.
The Principal and the boy agreed Teacher:What is that a cow has four and I have only two?
Boy: (after a moment) Legs.
Teacher:What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Boy:Pockets.
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T,is hairy,oval,delicious and contains then whitish liquid?
Boy:Coconut.
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The Principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer,the boy was already answering.
Boy:Bubblegum
Teacher : What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog dose on three legs?
The Principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer
Boy:Shake hands.
Teacher:Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions,okay?
boy: Yep.
Teacher:You stick your poles inside me.you tie me down to get me up.I get wet before you do.
Bo:Tent
Teacher:A finger goes in me.You fiddle with me when you're bored.The best man always has me first.
The principal was looking restless,a bit tense and took one large vodka peg.....
Boy:Wedding ring.
Teacher:I come in many sizes.When I'm not well, I drip.When you blow me,you feel good
Boy: nose
Teacher:I am a stiff shaft.My tip penetrates. I come with a Quiver.
Boy:Arrow
Teacher:What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck
Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'k' and if u don't get it u have to use your hand?
Boy:Fork.
Teacher: What is it that all men have one.It is longer for some men then for others.The pope Doesn't use his.Normally a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy SURNAME
The Principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,"Send this boy to the University.I got the last then questions wrong myself!"
HAHA! These are hilarious. Im gonna send them to people k?
ReplyDeleteI've been going through many of these posts you have here, and the one thing I notice most...other than some are funnier than others???
ReplyDeleteYou seriously need a spellchecker...or someone who knows how to spell, to edit your stuff. There are way too many typos and missing words, makes it look like a 10 y/o wrote it.
Just as an example, the Principal got the last "then questions" wrong...one of far too many.