Wednesday, October 10, 2007

How to make a woman Happy

It's really not difficult...
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
17. a psychologist
18. a pest exterminator
19. a psychiatrist
20. a healer
20. a good listener
22. an organizer
23. a good father
24. very clean
25. sympathetic
26. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

2 comments:

  1. to make a guy happy:

    1. Alcahol
    2. pussy

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  2. In short its impossible to make a woman happy, at-least for very long. But thats not the real problem, the real problem is that if you do this list here, especially the giving her compliments part she will lose interest in you. A very rare compliment is ok, but generally the absolutely worst advice on women comes from women, sure they will be happy but they will lose interest in you. Ask a guy who has game, they will tell you basically the opposite of what any woman will tell you. The way they get and keep women is to do pretty much the opposite of what the list says, remember be an Alpha male, advance your status, be relaxed and send mixed signals.

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