Top 10 Drawings That Come Alive | Beautiful Drawings

This is a drawing that.. how it looks when drawings come alive!

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Marriage One liners Jokes | Wedding One Liners

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying"

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

Married life is frustrating. The first year of marriage, the man speaks And the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A billionaire".

God says to Adam, "What would you like in a wife?" "Hmmm," says Adam, "I'd like her to be the most beautiful creature in the world. I'd like her to do whatever I tell her to. I'd like he to work hard, be smart, enjoy being with me." "Hmmmm", God says, "I can do it, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg." "Oh," says Adam, "Well what can I get for a rib?"

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Nature made Optical Illusion | Beautiful Illusion

The nature did some of the Beautiful illusions and hot lava is no exception.

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Heart Shaped Love Illusions | Amazing Illusions

A heart shaped illusions for Who's brain falls in love. You can see heart shaped everything and can make them by yourself, It’s easily. some are Beautiful nature's illusions

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25 Sexiest Things Ever Said by Women

1. “The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.” —Eve, Genesis 3:13
2. “To err is human—but it feels divine.” —Mae West
3. “We’re so damn conservative all day that when you finally get us in the bedroom, we’re absolute animals.” —Shannen Doherty, on being Republican
4. “Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I’m married, I also get good jewelry out of it.” —Heather Locklear
5. “All I can say is if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot.” —Jennifer Lopez
6. “I don’t think I have to introduce myself, unless you don’t recognize me with my clothes on.” —Madonna
7. “If you want to turn on your boyfriend, get naked and strap on an accordion.” —Sheryl Crow
8. “It says, ‘Pamela.’ And when he gets excited, it says, ‘I love Pamela very, very much. She’s a wonderful wife, and I enjoy her company to the 10th degree!’ ” —Pamela Anderson, on the tattoo on Tommy Lee’s penis
9. “Most virtue is a demand for greater seduction.” —Natalie Clifford Barney
10. “Only the united beat of sex and heart can create ecstasy.” —Anais Nin
11. “It’s pitch, sex is. Once you touch it, it clings to you.” —Margery Allingham
12. “As a stripper, I was getting a taste of what it would be like to be a woman in a society that honors the animal vitality in us all, instead of despising it.” —Seph Weene
13. “It was like experiencing a nuclear explosion in a very small place.” —Loni Anderson, describing sex with WKRP in Cincinnati costar Gary Sandy
14. “I get such a rush going to the store, standing in front of the condom counter and going through them. I love the gold-coin ones. Every time I undo one, it reminds me of the chocolate candies from my childhood.” —Sandra Bullock
15. “I don’t think being obsessed with sex is any stranger than being obsessed with stamp collecting.” —Annie Sprinkle
16. “I’m very old-fashioned. Occasionally I do wear underwear.” —Sharon Stone
17. “Men ought to become more conscious of their bodies as objects of delight.” —Germaine Greer
18. “A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” —Ingrid Bergman
19. “You wanna know what my tongue feels like?” —Janet Jackson
20. “You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.” —Erica Jong
21. “Don’t! Ever! Stop! F—ing! Me!” —Kelly Preston, in Jerry Maguire
22. “Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theater?” —Alanis Morissette
23. “I’m not a prostitute, but I could give you what you want.” —Missy Elliott
24. “When she raises her eyelids, it’s as if she were taking off all her clothes.” —Colette
25. “I like to wake up feeling a new man.” —Jean Harlow

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